Happy Labor Day! You punk ass bitches! :o)

On this Sept 6th 2010, to commemorate a long held American tradition, the United States Government gives its citizens the day off. I'm not sure if this gesture is to be seen as an act of kindness or an patronizing ashy knuckle back hand to the face, commonly refereed to as a pimp slap. Its like the government is saying, “Ha, we really don’t need you hoe! Take the day off! And go buy something!” or “For all your hard work and labor we (The United States government/pimps) are giving you (citizens/hoes) the day off, to show you we appreciate your efforts and contributions. Now go pack the subways and beaches and try not to look like tourists.” Right! Its kind of like having the birthday blues. One day out of the year we celebrate the day a particular person is born. The rest of the 364 days of the year, you’re a worthless, annoying piece of _____ that we really can’t stand. As a result of this, we have little school girls and boys, or more precisely put, grown ass men and women acting like little school girls and boys, pouting, stomping their feet, sitting with folded arms saying, “No I don’t want your fake ass pity hoe. I rather you kept it real with me and not appreciate me on my birthday. At least then, when your birthday roles around I have license to like a punk ass bitch too.” HA! Spite should have been the 8th deadly sin, but I digress. Forgive my bitterness. In any event, I think this is my way of saying to the American people, Happy Labor Day, you punk ass bitches. Now go buy something!