Holy BBQ

I’m sure you’ve heard about the plans a lunatic Rev. had on burning copies of the Quran on 9/11. Unofficially dubbing it “Burn the Quran” day. It has long been my feeling that everyone has the God Given right to practice whatever religion, code or creed of their choosing. If those beliefs do not directly cause psychological or physical harm to another, I say burn baby burn! LOL Despite Rev. Fu Manchu’s (Terry Jones) Holy Barbeque plans I think he would agree that the mouth under his porno mustache has bitten off more then it can chew. It appears that Rev. Manchu’s safety may be at risk after this extravagant publicity stunt. Apparently the Gainesville sheriff’s department has made it a point to assign Rev. Jones some extra security. I guess when Terrorist over seas start burning little effigies of you, dancing around with AK47s, screaming, “Kill the infidels. Especially Rev. Porno Mustache” its time to start worrying. Terry Jones has since called off his Al Queda Quran roast after meeting with some people who will be assisting in the design of a Mosque being built on Ground Zero. I must say I am not surprised at either Terry Jones initial idiocy in trying to have a holy barbeque or his spineless flimsiness in canceling it. After all I am the son of a reverend. LOL. What a bunch of flakes. I do have some advice for TJ. First get rid of the Mustache, or at the least grow a full goatee, its annoying and your not auditioning for the Michael Bay remake of the A Team. And secondly, the next time you try to fill your church with more then 12 people, try a different tactic less hateful then burning a copy of some other religions holy book. What’s next TJ? Lets burn a copy of the Old Testament to show all the Jewish people in Hollywood that we’re sick of all the straight nosed, dark haired leading men your casting in your block buster hits (thanks for nothing Spielberg). In any event I wonder if TJ had been threatened by the US government. After all a stunt like this is sure to cause a wave of hate that would put the lives of American soldiers at risk. As if bombing half of Bagdad, Iraq and Afghanistan had not already done that. But I digress. lol.

Happy Labor Day! You punk ass bitches! :o)

On this Sept 6th 2010, to commemorate a long held American tradition, the United States Government gives its citizens the day off. I'm not sure if this gesture is to be seen as an act of kindness or an patronizing ashy knuckle back hand to the face, commonly refereed to as a pimp slap. Its like the government is saying, “Ha, we really don’t need you hoe! Take the day off! And go buy something!” or “For all your hard work and labor we (The United States government/pimps) are giving you (citizens/hoes) the day off, to show you we appreciate your efforts and contributions. Now go pack the subways and beaches and try not to look like tourists.” Right! Its kind of like having the birthday blues. One day out of the year we celebrate the day a particular person is born. The rest of the 364 days of the year, you’re a worthless, annoying piece of _____ that we really can’t stand. As a result of this, we have little school girls and boys, or more precisely put, grown ass men and women acting like little school girls and boys, pouting, stomping their feet, sitting with folded arms saying, “No I don’t want your fake ass pity hoe. I rather you kept it real with me and not appreciate me on my birthday. At least then, when your birthday roles around I have license to like a punk ass bitch too.” HA! Spite should have been the 8th deadly sin, but I digress. Forgive my bitterness. In any event, I think this is my way of saying to the American people, Happy Labor Day, you punk ass bitches. Now go buy something!