Jan, 29 2010

Asking, " Whats new in the world tonight?" is more boring then seeing a playboy center fold of the women Tiger Woods has in his little black bang book. No wait that would would be pretty FUN. In any event, its still a boring question but I'll still it ask just to annoy my readers. SO, Whats new in the world tonight? Answer: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Typically, tonight is when the all the juicy news, thats reported on Saturday, is actually HAPPENING! Forgive my hostility.

Today, a 70 year old woman open fired on a 34 yr old school teacher in a Salt Lake City elementary school parking lot. The school teacher (female, 34) was fatally shot and pronounced dead later that evening. Honor prevents me (lol) from finding any type of levity or humor a situation like this. I'm here to report the facts, Nothing more! Imagine its been one of those long days after teaching a room full of snot nose devil spawn future drop outs. The day is finally coming to an end. Ahhh, your so happy, you head over to your car and pull out. As you make a left into the street all you see is a 70 year old woman pointing 9mm semi-automatic handgun at you. She lets go of her orthopedic cane with the four rubber prongs at the end (you know for balance) and starts busting caps into the side of your door. What the hell is going on in the world!? There weren't to many details released by the Salt Lake City Police Department but I think its safe to assume that her grand kid didn't get get straight A's. I had a whole line of jokes about St. Peter popping jokes when the teacher reached the pearly gates. Like, " Damn, you got popped by Aunt Jamaima" Or " Ha ha that old woman died of a stroke right after took you out sucka" but again.... modesty prevents me.. Oh wait, it was honor.

Later